Hey, Old LG! Here’s your eulogy.
For a few years, you kept food freshly.
Although your heart was cold and darkly,
Specially with your doors shut tightly.
I took a trip, you quit completely.
On my return you smelled distinctly.
Two men came and removed you quickly.
As you left, I again breathed freely.
R.I.P.
Don Baker's Backyard Bible Study
Learning to live life by the Book
A very fitting send-off for a very substandard fridge.
Thank you. He has been replaced by Mr. Sam Sung, who came with references that claim he is a very cool dude.